A Poetry Reading

(Ahem...)

Red Shirt (Blue Shirt)

"Red Shirt (Blue Shirt),
Can you help me find a
Red Shirt (Blue Shirt),
I really need a
Red Shirt (Blue Shirt)."

"Blue Jeans (Capris),
What size are these
Blue Jeans (Capris),
How much are these
Blue Jeans (Capris)?"

"Black Pants (Brown Pants),
Where can I cind the
Black Pants (Brown Pants),
Does this coupon work on the
Black Pants (Brown Pants)?"

...I really wish you
Would make up your mind
And buy something.
You're driving me insane...