Here's an example, what I just wrote in "Saaspel" language, the proposed reformed English.
I am wurcing on a project fr mi english clas; a risurch paapr. Mi paapr topic iz th reformaashn muuvmnt tu chaanj th speling ov th English langwij tu a cmpleetli fonetic speling, wich wud aparuntli maac it much eeziur tu lurn. I am horifiid bii this.
How atrocious is that!? You actually have to say each word to figure the word out. I'm afraid that I am going to spend this entire project cringing by the atrocities of this reform movement, which has been going on for over 100 years; it'll never happen.)